Two Rants

#1. Hey ESPN. There are 32 NFL teams. 16 games per week (not counting bye weeks). So, stop counting down to your weekly crap-fest at 830 pm and asking me "Is it monday yet"? Your coverage is terrible and I can't stand listening to Joey T. give verbal-oral sex to at least one player on the field for 3.5 hours (usually Brett Farve - misspelled intentionally). So instead of counting to that, how about a countdown to something more enjoyable, like my first prostate exam? 23 years, 6 months, 14 hours, 31 minutes, 8 seconds...

#2. Hey Mike Greenberg...stop telling people to "man-up". Thats basically the same as Rosie O'Donnell telling the late Princess Diana how to act more like a lady. Mike & Mike, GFY