Live Blog Alert!

Steel and Muffin coming at you live(!) from our penthouse apartment, live-blogging the action of Snakes on a Train. For those of you unaware of this movie film, it is the STV (straight to video) bastard child of Snakes on a (Mothafuckin) Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson. The back of the DVD callis "Grotesque. Creepy." and warns me "Don't plan on sleeping for days!" This does not bode well for my productivity at work.

I should also note that the main movie screen has a bunch of different phrases that pop up, one of which is, "100 Trapped Passengers...3000 Venemous Vipers!" I like those odds! Should be plenty of action!

The DVD background, "Under a powerful Mayan curse, snakes hatched inside a young woman, slowly devouring her from within. Her only chance for survival is a poweful shaman who lives across the border. With only hours to live, she jumps on a train headed for Los Angeles. Unfortunately for the passengers aboard, they are now trapped, soon to be victims of these flesh-eating vipers."

It's on to the action now...