Congratulations

Congrats are in order to the one and only Sports Guy, Mr. Bill Simmons, for the greatest answer ever to an online chat:


Ken (Tarzana, CA): Your're subbing for Kornheiser on PTI. Who do you want sitting next to you? Stuart Scott or Skip Bayless?

Bill Simmons: (2:04 PM ET ) How drunk am I allowed to be before I go on the air?