Losing, but still Winning

Sometimes losing is like the same as winning, dude. 40 Cup beer pong? If you lose you drink at least 40 cups of beer. If you win, the most you get to drink is 39. So, clearly, we won.

We've been drinking enough to start convincing ourselves of how wealthy we'll be in 5 years. Which, allegedly, is very, but, I'll believe it when i see it. RAISE DUES>