A view from the muffin patch

The word 'disaster' has already been used 11 times to describe this event. We are on beer #2 and have been here for 6 minutes. Tall Angry Drunk is not yet drunk or angry. However, he remains tall. Additional blogs and many typos to follow. TAD is holding baby powder, whats happening? He says he needs to 'lube up the crack'. WTF? Semi-hourly updates to follow. Championship...........